I’ve had enough of these cooing pesky creatures up in my roof!!! You know what? I’m gonna shoot them down, one by one, myself, with my own hands!!!
BAH!!!
I have washed my clothes three times…THREE bloody TIMES…because some stupid bird kept shitting on them. The first time, I was retrieving the clothes from the clothesline and I saw some dribbles of greenish yellow stains on my hubby’s white shirt. I told myself, “Okay, it’s normal that pigeons shit on our clothes.”
So, I took it in and washed it again before I hung it to dry. The second time I took it in yesterday, I saw some similar stains on the sleeves. I can’t believe that these stupid birds would shit on it again!
And so, I washed the shirt again, cursing the birds for having loose stools.
This morning, it was drizzling and I quickly went to take the clothes in and what did I find???
SLIMY GREEN LIQUID…oozing down the shirt! The same exact white shirt I’d washed for the 3rd time!!!!
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 11:13 pm
kesian them a bit la… heh heh… but seriously, i know how you feel. sometimes i feed my furkid dried dog food. my furkid sometimes leave some behind (maybe I gave too much).
lately, it started to attract lots of little birds… they actually love the dried dog food and my gerger is more than happy to share it with them (she don’t chase them away).
now the birds will come by every morning (after i leave for work), finish up gerger’s food and then hang around on the grilles… and sh1t all over. the worst was just 2 weeks back when the whole black grille turned white because of their sh1t. i kid you not… the grille had like over a hundred white spots… i think they had like a big party while we were away…
now, they still come by and sh1t on clothes, etc… *sigh*
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Shoot the bloody buggers!!! Man, I’d be pissed too …
Sunday, November 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
lols.. relax and unwind. SHOOT them!
Monday, November 17, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Happy birthday dear friend! Many more happy returns.
Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Yes, SHOOT them!! I’m pissed as well!
Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:17 pm
how ru? long time no update over here…
Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 9:18 am
Shitty birds
Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 1:58 am
You have my attention and I am laughing. I am going to link your blog on mine unless you tell me otherwise.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm
shoot em’ down, shoot ‘em down, shoot ‘em down… bang! bang! bang!
All gone…….
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Ai? Never update this one oledi? I tried going to your other blog, but I cannot read. Permission denied.